Zachary Zucchini
04/29/2024
Zachary Zucchini
“Get in ABC order!” our teacher commands,
So poor Zach Zucchini is the last one who stands.
Zach’s the last to line up, and he’s last down the hall.
Zach’s last out to recess, never getting a ball.
Zach’s last in the lunchroom, so he gets the worst seat.
Zach’s left the worst milk carton and hot dog to eat.
Zach’s last to assemblies and must sit in the rear.
Zach never sees the speaker; he can never hear.
Zach’s turn is last for class duties and last to speak.
Zach’s last to get handouts and last Star of the Week.
So listen students with last names X, Y, or Z.
Avoid being last; switch to an “A” family.
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