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The Snots are better than you and me. They are better than snoots and snobs.
Snots are so superior to any of us they are in a league of their own, and that’s far out of our league.
That's why no one in the Snot family is ever seen. They shop in shops where we don't shop, eat in restaurants where we don't eat, and vacation in places where we can't even imagine. So don't even try to meet one of the Snots. You will not.

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The Snots live in Snot Mansion on the Est Estate surrounded by a tall stone wall. Since no one who is not a Snot had ever seen the mansion, it can’t be describe here. But inside the great Snot Mansion, it’s said, the Snots have the best of everything, the best paintings ever painted, the best furniture ever made, and the best food ever cooked. They read the best books and listen to the best music.
So if you ever think you’ve seen the best of something, heard the best, read the best, or tasted the best, you haven’t. The Snots have seen, heard, read, and tasted something better.
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