Welcome to WT Melon's Writers' Workshop
Come on in and write a while!

"How come teachers call it Writer's Workshop when we only work and never get to shop?"

"The spelling rule says i before e. But Albert Einstein broke that rule twice just writing his name."

"I've been so busy, I can't think of anything to write about."
"Why are reading, writing, and arithmetic called the Three R's when only one of them starts with R?"


"When I write a story, I like sticking etc. on the end,
so my teacher thinks I know a lot more than I do..."

"Teachers tell me to mind my p's and q's. But which one is which?"
"I always use my worst handwriting when I write a story. That way my teacher can't tell what a poor speller I am."
I can't think of a word that ends in U. Can you?
"The teacher told us to write an SA, but I'm not sure what SA stands for!"


"Never trust a student who looks you square in the belly."
Make your handwriting look better! Use one of these t crosses or i dots.
Visit the 49 Ways to Cross Your t's and Dot Your i's page
Teachers will think you are brilliant!
Once upon a time...Twice upon a time...
Visit the WT Melon Quotes page
Read ABOVE THE CLASSROOM from Classroom at the End of the Hall.