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The King Seeks a Friend Musical Fable script
The King Seeks a Friend March play

Hup! Hup! Hup! The close-tight Wilsons family hikes up Mt. Baldy and stays in a cozy cabin on top of a tall steel tower. What a view! And what friendly neighbors they find staying in the wilderness around them! Only the best!
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Zeke Martin and Cyra Nichols run VR Services, an online tech startup that creates customized virtual reality trips. But they have more fun using their VR skills and equipment helping the Bayview Police Department solve crimes. This time they investigate why many dogs and cats around Silicon Valley are being petnapped.
“Online, no one know we’re just twelve-year old nerds.”

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Teacher's Pets

For lunch we ate the hot dogs,
That chased the copy cats,
That caught the computer mouse.
That worried the spelling bee,
That stung the early birds,
That gobbled the book worms,
That they stuffed into the hot dogs,
That we ate for lunch.
Ick!
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The Arctic Ark

Global warming has wreaked havoc upon Santa Claus's toy workshop on the North Pole. The workshop roof in leaking. The reindeer barn is flooded, and the snow is too slushy for safe sleigh take-offs and landings. In order to be prepared for Christmas Eve, Santa had one choice, He must move away from the North Pole. He will build an ark, the Arctic Ark and from there prepare for Christmas.

Yo-ho-ho!



A-ho-ho-hoy!

A, B, See Spot Run!
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🎧Listen to Classroom Creature short stories produced by Read Me A Story, Ink.

Sarah's Shadow: pdf unpublished Classroom Creature story
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Cuts

I gave cuts to Lena, and she gave cuts to Jim.
Jim gave cuts to Cory; Mac cut in front of him.
Mac gave cuts to Ashley, and she gave cuts to Lee.
Tom took cuts before Dawn, and she gave cuts to me.
And when we left for recess, out the classroom door,
All the kids in our line, stood where they were before.
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The Noise Expert

We each have special talents.
That is what our teachers tell.
Matthew is a whiz in math.
Sabrina does spelling well.
Drew’s the best at Double Dutch.
Sam spits farthest of the boys.
But Tammy’s skill tops them all.
She’s a pro at making noise.
She slaps her cheeks, clicks her teeth.
Her belches are seconds long.
And with hands in her armpits,
She trumpets a catchy song.
She whistles through her fingers,
Or into a blade of grass.
She can blow on her forearm,
Imitating passing gas.
Her knuckles crack like gunshots.
Her two palms squeal with a squeeze.
Fingers snap like castanets,
She plays drum rolls on her knees
My report cards show straight A’s,
I play soccer like a star.
What’s that to Tammy’s talent?
Someday that girl will go far.
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“Parents say the classroom is haunted,” Mr. Leeks, the custodian at Walter T. Melon Elementary, told us on the first day of school.
He leaned on his mop handle as if it were a crutch. He raised a bushy gray eyebrow and squinted an eye. His whiskers rasped like sand-paper as he stroked his narrow chin.
Sometimes in the evening when I’m mopping the hallway, I hear sounds myself coming from that room—that room at the end of the hall,” he said. “Gives me the willies, it does.”

Meet the Specials, the school superheroes and supersheroes-
Ace+, Jump Rope, Spitball, and Noise!
We're glad they are at our school.

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