Pleeeeeese!

Please.
I’ll do anything.
Pretty please.
Pretty please with sugar on top.
Please dipped in hot fudge, with whipped cream, and a cherry.
Oh, pleeeeeeeeeese.
I’ll never ask for anything else for the rest of the school year.
I’ll be good all day.
I promise.
I’ll be the perfect student.
Pretty, pretty please.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.

Then what a shocker! Who could guess?
Teacher nodded and told me, “Yes.”
I stood in my class so surprised,
Not till then did I realized,
During the time that I pleaded,
I forgot what I had needed.