U Goes After Q

U Goes After Q
"Stop following me!" said Q to U.
There you are, wherever I am.
You always follow on my tail,
Like Mary's little lamb.
 
"But I do love you," said U to Q.
How I long to stay always near.
Count on me to come after you,
Everywhere you appear."

"Will you marry me?" said Q to U.
U's words had won Q's heart.
And they wed one day in the spring.
Now they never are apart.

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49 Ways to Cross a T and Dot an I

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Turkey Spot

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Turkeys in Berkeley

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School Turkeys

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Our Teacher & the Thnking Cap

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"A fable about finding your bliss."
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Our Teacher, age ten, rescues a sea lion on a beach in Oregon. As a reward, the sea lion tells Our Teacher about the magical Thinking Cap, a hat when worn reveals a person’s calling. In pursuit of the cap, Our Teacher travels around the world and learns his true purpose, what he was meant to do with his life. Along the way, he discovers the attributes he has that will make him a great teacher. Book with Tunes!
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Writer's Workshop

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Our writer's workshop follows math.
We write and work nonstop.
But writer's workshop doesn't mean,
We ever get to shop.
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Substitute of Last Resort

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Class out of control? Will no regular substitute dare enter the fourth-grade classroom? It's time to press the red button under the office clock to summon Miss Subway, the Substitute of Last Resort. This sub has the right gadgets in her canvas bag to put the fourth-graders back in order.
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Yellowstone Log

Yellowstone Log
my first solo trip

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Two Too Many To's

Two Too Many To's
There are two too many two/too/to's.
That’s two too many
two/too/to's to choose.
Webster made them just to confuse.
Two
two/too/to's it’s time to lose.
Tootle-loo.
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Rainbow Hunt Stage Play

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Ocean Beaches

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Other Comics

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Classroom Creature Songs

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Poing, the Poet

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School Turkeys

School Turkeys
T
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Weeks before Thanksgiving Day.
Kindergartners traced around hands.

First-graders used paper-mâché.

Grade Two stuck feathers in pine cones.

Grade Three cut out a paper plate.

Grade Four pinned gumdrops on apples.

Grade Five stuffed bags to decorate.

We love the turkeys at our school,

So imagine how we’ll feel

Tomorrow on Thanksgiving Day,

When we’re served turkey at our meal.

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Our Teacher

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That's Why I Coo

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Chefs of Pennsylvania

Chefs of Pennsylvania
The chefs of Pennsylvania,
And their pencil-shaving cuisine.
Perfection say the critics.
Best food they’ve ever seen.

They bake pencil-shaving pizza,
And pencil shaving pie.
They’ll make pencil shaving meat balls,
And pencil shaving stir-fry.

Try pencil-shaving doughnuts,
Or pencil shavings and cheese,
A pencil-shaving omelet,
Drink pencil shaving teas.

Next time you sharpen pencils,
Take the holder off the hook,
Send the shavings to Pennsylvania.
For a Pennsylvania cook.
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Elevator Family Family of Books

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Elevator Family Play

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"Beneath its blissfully buoyant surface, The Elevator Family has something important to say about the effect of one family on the world and vice versa. But that theme never overwhelms the gentle humor."
Margaret Quamme, The Columbus Dispatch
"A delightful surprise... In an age where we are taught to be suspicious, The Elevator Family may be a nod to a simpler time. But it's a nice reminder that if we took to the time to get to know the people swirling around us, we'd likely find a lot of good."
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Oprah, Our Opera Diva Bus Driver

Oprah, Our Opera Diva Bus Drive
She dreams of singing on the opera stage,
But for now she drives our bus.
And each day on the way to school,
She sings arias for us.

“La-la-la-la-laaaaa!”she warms up,
Folding open the school bus door.
“Me-me-meeeee!” she sings harmony,
With the bass of the motor's roar.

Riding along, she’ll belt a song,
Jaw wobbling as she grips the wheel.
Hitting the brakes, she hits high notes.
A prima donna duet squeal.

Once she wore a helmet with horns,
And warbled
“Ho-jo-to-ho!”
She clutched the gear shift like a spear,
While we cheered,
“BRAVO! BRAVO!

The morning she sang Madame Butterfly,
She gave us an excellent ride,
Especially when at the end,
She grabbed her kimono and died.

Some day we'll meet her at the Met,
Now librettos lie beside her.
Riding to class is classy because,
Oprah is our diva driver.

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Selling My First Book

Selling My First Book
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Plays Magazine December 2025

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Twists

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Elevator Family Sets Sail

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Elevator Family Enterprises

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