2ndGraders Comics

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MVP: Magellan Voyage Project Lesson Plans

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Captain John Paul Jellyfish Songs

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Plays Magazine March 2026

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Elevator Family Family of Books

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Toddy Boy

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Hot Dog Song

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The Elevator Family Play New Publisher

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MVP: Magellan Voyage Project

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"Round the world! There is much in that sound to inspire proud feelings; but whereto does all that circumnavigation conduct? Only through numberless perils to the very point whence we started." Ishmael in Moby-Dick
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Twists

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The Elevator Family At Home

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The Wilsons hang Home Sweat Home in their tiny home one final time.
Whitney and Winslow are off to college, but there are plenty of neighbors for
Walter, Winona, and Cat to enjoy
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Elevator Family Enterprises

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Poing, the One-Fisted Poet

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Steps

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Good Luck

Ten Things That Bring Good Luck At School

1. Leaving your desk from the left-hand side
2. Kissing a red fire alarm box
3. Rubbing your teacher’s foot during story reading time
4. Knocking on a drinking fountain two times with a fist
5. Leaving four sheets of paper in a loose-leaf notebook.
6. Bouncing a red ball higher than your head
7. Tossing eraser crumbs over your right shoulder
8. Seeing a crow on the playground
9. Entering your classroom backwards
10. Raising your hand three times to answer a question

Bad Luck

Ten Things That Bring Bad Luck At School

1. Having a kindergartner stand behind you in line
2  Turning a pencil sharpener handle thirteen times
3. Taking the last chocolate milk carton at lunchtime
4. Spilling black paint
5. Ending a story with the letter X
6. Seeing your teacher's reflection in a mirror
7. Stepping on a crack in the hallway
8. Carrying a pencil in your back pocket
9. Saying the number 99 during math
10. Writing paper with a missing blue line

School Boards

School Boards

Our classroom has a green chalkboard.
The next classroom has a white board.
The hall has a bulletin board.
And the playground has a backboard.
 
The art room has colored cardboard.
And the lunchroom has a chess board.
Sometimes I might go overboard.
So now I’m in detention very bored.

Elevator Family Musical Mixtape

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Second-Graders Comics

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Upside-Down Playground

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Silent E Comics

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Monkey Bars

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Elevator Family of Books

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Apple Island

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Bradley doesn't like school.  It's boring.  And his teacher, Mrs. Gross is crabby.  And something is terribly wrong.  It all starts when Mrs. Gross introduces a new type of math in which 6x9=54, but upside-down, 9x6=54.  She also tells the students they don’t have to use any silent letters in their spelling lessons.  "Friend” is “frend” and “have” becomes “hav”. Bradley is dumbfounded and vows to get to the bottom of it.  He finds a book called the Truth About Teachers that tells about Apple Island, where all teachers come from.  The good teachers built an ark and came to America to set up school.  The crabby ones followed them with a sinister plan. When Mrs. Gross kidnaps the classmates and whisks them off to Apple Island, it’s up to Bradley to navigate the island’s pitfalls to save his friends and school children everywhere. 

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