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When Chuck Threw Up

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The Pixels

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Meet the Pixels
The one millimeter tall family

Global warming has wreaked havoc upon Upper Poyntz Colony. The Pixel Corps of Discovery is sent out to find the source of the excess CO2 in the atmosphere.Days later, the Pixel's plane crash lands in a strange world, on the desktop of fourth-grader Faith Singer. Being one millimeter tall, the Pixel family--Speck, Dotty, Bitty, Nano, and Grandpa Grain--must take a long, perilous journey to escape through the inside of the desk.
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Classroom at the End of the Hall Read Aloud

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Dilly-Dally, the Doodles

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I gave cuts to Lena, and she gave cuts to Jim.
Jim gave cuts to Cory; Mac cut in front of him.
Mac gave cuts to Ashley, and she gave cuts to Lee.
Tom took cuts before Dawn, and she gave cuts to me.
And when we left for recess, out the classroom door,
All the kids in our line, stood where they were before.

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The Elevator Famiy Sets Sail

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Ahoy! What joy! Oh, boy! Nothing suits the tight-knit Wilson family better than life on a small sailboat
with its tiny berths, snug main cabin, and little galley. So, why not set sail on a six-month cruise
to explore the tiny islands of the South Pacific?
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Shrinking Teacher

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I saw my last year’s teacher.
Had she shrunk an inch or two?
It took me time to figure out,
She was no shorter... I grew.

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Woke Up One Morning

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Our Teacher & the Thinking Cap

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"A fable about finding your bliss."
New edition with 25 illustrations and three scannable songs

Our Teacher, age ten, rescues a sea lion on a beach in Oregon. As a reward, the sea lion tells Our Teacher about the magical Thinking Cap, a hat when worn reveals a person’s calling. In pursuit of the cap, Our Teacher travels around the world and learns his true purpose, what he was meant to do with his life. Along the way, he discovers the attributes he has that will make him a great teacher. Book with Tunes!
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Substack Journals of Journeys

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The Elevator Family Play

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"Beneath its blissfully buoyant surface, The Elevator Family has something important to say about the effect of one family on the world and vice versa. But that theme never overwhelms the gentle humor."
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"A delightful surprise... In an age where we are taught to be suspicious, The Elevator Family may be a nod to a simpler time. But it's a nice reminder that if we took to the time to get to know the people swirling around us, we'd likely find a lot of good."
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The Arctic Ark on Audible

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I Don't Have to Do That Again

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Bedbugs

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"Only a bedbug knows how it goes while you doze."
That's the motto of the three bedbugs who live in Irene's four-poster bed. One night, when the moon is particularly bright, Irene meets this helpful trio, who tell her about her nighttime visitors--the Sandman, the Tooth Fairy, the Nice Dream Man, Night Mare, and the Boogeyman--and how the bedbugs protect her from the mayhem, mischief, and mishaps that can happen while she sleeps.
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Other Comics

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The AI Books

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